The Last Lap

Retirement Home for Racing Whippets & “Trubulsom Porquapines"

Fiction - Humor/Comedy
205 Pages
Reviewed on 09/15/2025
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Reviewed by Carmen Tenorio for Readers' Favorite

The Last Lap by A.K. McBalls is a satirical and absurd tale set in Winklebutty, a peculiar village home to The Last Lap, a retirement home for ex-racing whippets and troublesome porcupines. Run by Angeli Cup, a former jockey, the sanctuary falls into debt and risks being taken over by Rocco Parmigiana, a shady sausage tycoon. Angeli, her insecure cousin Phil, Destiny the aging champion whippet, and Rex, an accident-prone porcupine, form an unlikely team determined to save their home. Their only chance lies in winning the prestigious Winklebutty Cup. But will Destiny’s lost sense of smell, Angeli’s failing body, and Sally-Dee’s bungled jockeying help them stop this looming tragedy by challenging a rival cheetah, overcoming sabotage, and foul play? Will they miraculously turn the tables around or end up losing the property and sending the aging whippets to retire in the somewhat dubious sausage factory?

The Last Lap by A.K. McBalls has a straightforward central storyline layered with zany subplots. The pacing is brisk and is propelled by sharp dialogue, ridiculous ramblings, and escalating stakes. Action sequences are suspenseful and slapstick, balancing tension with laugh-out-loud humor. Character development shines through satire: Angeli wrestles with age and fading glory, Sally-Dee embodies insecurity and resilience, Rex evolves from prankster to unlikely hero, while Destiny goes deep into her heart and spirit as she tries to regain confidence and strength to reclaim her legacy. The eccentric townsfolk and Rocco’s comically sinister sausage empire add more color and interest to the comedic and chaotic atmosphere of the story, vividly captured by its charming and cartoonish illustrations. The novel parodies sports dramas while honoring loyalty, resilience, perseverance, unlikely friendships, and the kinship bonds of a chosen family. It reminds readers that beneath the silliness lies a heartfelt story celebrating the underdog, second chances, and courage. Animal lovers, racing enthusiasts, and those who enjoy satire with genuine honesty and sincerity will find this a quirky, clever, and unexpectedly uplifting read.

Luwi Nyakansaila

The Last Lap by AK McBalls is a humorous tale that follows the residents of Winklebutty, home to The Last Lap, a retirement home for racing whippets and 'Trubulsom Porquapine.' Unfortunately, The Last Lap is facing foreclosure and needs funds to stay open and save it from the bank, and Rocco, a cunning sausage factory owner. Their only hope lies in the upcoming Winklebutty Cup race, which offers a first-place prize substantial enough to save their home. Retired racing star Destiny and her rider, Angeli, train for the race, but Angeli feels unfit for the task. She suggests that Sally-Dee take her place; however, Sally-Dee drops out when she injures her leg in an accident. With a last-minute rider change, racing against a cheetah, and Destiny losing her sense of smell—crucial for sensing the whiff of victory—the odds seem stacked against them. The race itself is filled with drama, concluding in a murder mystery that leaves everyone under suspicion.

The Last Lap is more than just a comedic story about a race to save a retirement home in a whimsical town; it offers a satirical take on a variety of social issues, conspiracy theories, and political commentary. The narrative dives into topics like corruption, police bias, alien abductions, and sports doping, among others. AK McBalls uses wordplay and frequently breaks the fourth wall, directly engaging with readers about Italian whippets and Winklebutty’s history. I appreciate how the author introduces each character with enough detail to make them relatable and memorable. The cast of unpredictable characters has diverse personalities, backgrounds, and motives. The ending is particularly shocking, as it shifts from a plot focused on a wild race to a whodunit, making it highly engaging and suspenseful. Overall, this is an entertaining story and a must-read for anyone interested in unique tales that blend humor with social critique.

Georgia Mayden

The Last Lap: Retirement Home for Racing Whippets & “Trubulsom Porquapines" by AK McBalls is a comic novel set in the odd village of Winklebutty, a place shaped by fungal plagues and unusual residents. Hidden between its mountains stands the White Swan, a worn old building that has become home to Angeli Cup, a former jockey who now runs a retirement refuge for whippets and porcupines. Trouble looms when a bank official delivers a notice of closure that puts the refuge in danger of being shut down. The threat grows sharper with the presence of Rocco Parmigiana, the Sausage Baron of Lumpy Bottom, whose interests in racing and sausages make him a dangerous rival. With their home at risk, Angeli and the residents hatch an outrageous plan to save it.

What I loved most about The Last Lap by AK McBalls was the way laughter and tension flowed together. Some scenes had me laughing, while others tightened with suspense, making me eager to see what might happen next. Sally-Dee stood out to me from the start. She is prone to wild ideas, which I found funny, and even when everything around her was falling apart, she held her ground, and I admired that strength in her. Angeli was the heart of the story for me. Her determination to hold on to the refuge pushed everything forward, and I liked how her strength sometimes slipped to reveal her fear. I cared about their struggles and wanted to stay with them until the end. The humor and chaos had me laughing, but the book also explores themes of betrayal, greed, loyalty, and the hope that pushes people on, even when the odds seem impossible. This gave the novel meaning without taking away its humor. I gladly recommend this book to readers who love a good laugh.