When Readers Favorite offered a place for my biography I didn’t want to write the same things as either my website or Facebook bios and who the heck wants to read when I was born, especially when it was back in ’55.
Sitting on the back porch, I was thinking about how to describe myself when an old song came to mind by Donny and Marie Osmond which starts out, “I’m a little bit country; I’m a little bit rock and roll.” While I like both types of music, what made me laugh about it is I’m a little bit health nut and a little bit self destructive. Here’s what I mean.
I adore fresh carrot juice, organic fruits and veggies, and chlorophyll in my spring water. (I was going to say wheat grass juice but that’s a lie. I’ll drink it, but the stuff tastes nasty.)
I also crave Starbucks Café Mocha, Doritos and Pepperidge Farm Bordeaux cookies - but my favorite food in the whole world would have to be …butter. While most people don’t consider butter a food, it goes perfectly with just about everything. The joke (sort of) with my kids is I’ve always said as long as I have butter and soft toilet paper, I’ll be okay.
I may actually be an oxymoron.
I love to start my day with exercise and end it with alcohol and a cigarette on the back porch.
I love to read and I love to write; but above all I love my family and my pit bulls.