Spreadsheet Cultists


Fiction - Science Fiction
Kindle Edition
Reviewed on 07/02/2025
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Reviewed by Gaius Konstantine for Readers' Favorite

“The system was not broken. It was functioning exactly as intended, and if one tries to replace the system, one is an enemy of the system.” Life is perfect in Spreadsheet Cultists, a novel by Dane Sullivan, well, for the one percent anyway. For everyone else, life is a technology-driven dystopia of poverty, sleeping on the streets, eating cricket-based food, and working as either scammers or biological cut-rate computer chips. Elton Gaius is part of the 99% and his life sucks. His big break comes when he receives an offer to work at PEEG (Piracy Evaluation and Elimination Group), a private police force controlled by one of the two conglomerates that dominate the world. Accompanied by his friend Rose, Elton moves into a real apartment and becomes part of the machine that enforces the status quo. However, you can only push so much before the masses reach a breaking point. Just as Elton begins to enjoy a better life, a resistance to the established system threatens to unravel everything he has gained while leaving the world in flames.

Spreadsheet Cultists by Dane Sullivan is not just a brilliant piece of science fiction or a cautionary tale; it is a powerful indictment of the worst excesses in contemporary society. The novel highlights the absurdities of corporate culture, where decisions are often made based solely on raw data without considering context. It also critiques a political system that is beholden to big money and exposes the parasitic nature of crony capitalism. The plot centers on a man living in the future who discovers a way to escape the grinding existence faced by most people, all while grappling with the moral dilemma of prioritizing his well-being over doing what is right. Through this narrative, the author explores many significant themes, including class struggle, the creation of manufactured truths, exploitation, and the courage to take a stand despite personal risks. Strong character development is evident in the diverse cast of characters, which includes complex individuals, villains, and outright buffoons. The writing is fast-paced and energetic, making it an engaging read. This clever tale is especially suited for anyone who appreciates the comic strip "Dilbert" and understands its underlying messages. I highly recommend it.

K.C. Finn

Spreadsheet Cultists by Dane Sullivan is a darkly hilarious, neon-soaked romp through the bureaucratic wasteland of late-stage capitalism set in a corporate-ruled 2393. Elton Gaius, a washed-up scammer turned reluctant corporate enforcer, joins the laughably dysfunctional PEEG: Piracy Evaluation and Elimination Group. But what's Elton’s new job? Sniffing out anti-corporate heresy buried in corrupted spreadsheets, glitched holograms, and suspicious water cooler conversations, of course! But when his old friends emerge as resistance leaders, and his own ethics begin to glitch, Elton must choose between crushing rebellion or fueling it. Equal parts absurd and incisive, Sullivan’s vision is bleakly funny and unsettlingly close to our own.

Author Dane Sullivan knows how to land a joke and yet stay totally on track with this storyline, and delivers razor-sharp cyberpunk satire with natural flair and a hacker’s precision. I had so much fun with the twisted office rituals, the absurd acronyms, and the eerie sincerity of this high-tech dystopia, yet it's also very easy to get into because the context makes things self-explanatory. Elton is a perfect guide through this nightmare future of data entry and corporate theology. I loved the layers to his character that exude a cynical, jaded air, but never put him beyond redemption. The humor is perfectly timed, never deflating its deeper critiques about identity, labor, and surveillance. Overall, Spreadsheet Cultists is a brilliant, biting, and irresistibly strange novel that turns the future of work into a thrilling act of rebellion. I cannot wait to see what else comes from the brilliant mind of this highly recommended author.

Eric Ferrar

Spreadsheet Cultists by Dane Sullivan unfolds in the distant future in a world governed by artificial intelligence. Society is dictated by two major corporations—Blue and Red. While the physical world is plagued by poverty and crime, many citizens prefer to escape into the metrax, a virtual reality world powered by a well-sought-after digital currency, mericoin. As such, many metrax citizens opt to sell their cognitive capabilities to AI-driven organizations in exchange for this cyber cash. Elton, the protagonist, is a programmer who secures a job at a policing firm plagued by contradictory rules and systems. Rose, his romantic partner, becomes involved in a movement dedicated to fighting against AI's increasing control over humanity. Meanwhile, Elton wrestles with what being human really means. Will he join the revolution or look out for his own best interests?

Spreadsheet Cultists by Dane Sullivan is an intriguing dystopian story set in the year 2393. The author masterfully weaves together suspense, economics, technology, humanity, and dark irony in an unforgettable sci-fi tale. This novel offers a witty exploration of an AI-dominated world wholly reliant on AI to function. With it comes the rise in political and corporate dictatorship and the heartbreaking devaluation of human life. With sharp metaphorical insight, Sullivan explores the alarming possibility of a bleak, capitalist-driven future for humankind. What stands out the most is the remarkable depth of detail and the flawless way this disturbingly credible vision of the future is depicted. Sullivan builds a world that feels both unsettlingly authentic and captivating. Grab a copy of this book today if you are a fan of humorous and introspective sci-fi-themed novels.