The Mayonnaise Murders


Fiction - Fantasy - General
342 Pages
Reviewed on 01/17/2014
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Author Biography

My nearly 30-year background as a writer includes time spent as a columnist/reporter and/or editor for Detroit's Metro Times, the Michigan Chronicle, the Detroit Free Press, the Fort Lauderdale Sun Sentinel, and other newspapers including the Denver Post and the Los Angeles Times. I was also a nationally syndicated columnist with Universal Press Syndicate for three years beginning in 1993. My two-part, 11,000 word article for Detroit's Metro Times on the history of the blues in Detroit entitled "Boogie Chillun" earned recognition from the Alternative Newsweekly Awards and also from the Detroit Chapter of the Society for Professional Journalists. I am currently a regular contributor to the progressive political blog PoliticusUSA.

But fiction was my first love long before I became involved in journalism.

One of my mother's most cherished pictures is the one of me at age two or three, standing up on tippy toe in my underwear trying to reach the keys of an old black typewriter perched on the edge of a table. One hand was outstretched upward, as I looked back over my shoulder at the camera, apparently just becoming aware that my picture was being taken.

I have no idea what my fascination was all about at the time, Naturally I'd like to think I had the Great American Novel pent up inside me and I just had to get that story told. Because even at that young age I obviously knew my destiny, and the typewriter was my chariot that would transport me from that small orange brick house on Milwaukee Street in Denver, Colorado to riches and fame.

Then again, maybe the keys were nice and shiny and I was just reaching upward like any curious kid to try and get my hands on the shiny thing just out of my reach. And my mother, like most mothers, had her camera nearby on the ready for any and all cute baby shots, and she realized this one was a keeper. Then she quickly snatched me away before I pulled the bright shiny typewriter down on top of my little baby head.

Like I said, I have no idea what my fascination was all about at the time. But that picture has stayed with me throughout the years as my true fascination with words and stories has evolved into a passion that has all but consumed me. Writing is not what I do, it's who I am. Whether I'm writing op-ed columns, political blogs, children's stories, or science fiction murder mysteries ( all of which I have done, by the way), it doesn't matter so long as it gives me a chance to feed the beast. Doesn't matter if it's a brief few grafs, or a lengthier passage requiring research and other deep and time-consuming stuff.

So long as words are involved, and I can tell a story, then the beast will let me rest another day.

    Book Review

Reviewed by Kayci Webster for Readers' Favorite

The Mayonnaise Murders, written by the talented and creative Keith A. Owens, is a fantasy fiction story with a mix of intrigue, humor, and mystery. Johnny Beardy is dead, and problem-solving alien Vid is on the trail of whoever killed him. How did he die, you may wonder? Mayonnaise. I kid you not. It is illegal on Vid’s planet, Planet 10, as it is highly poisonous to Vid’s alien race. MayoMadd is a chemical drug that uses mayonnaise as one of its main ingredients, and somebody somewhere found a way to kill Johnny Beardy with it. The Mayonnaise Murders is a humorous mix of fantasy and science fiction that follows Vid and news reporter Vee in a fun tale of murder, intrigue, mystery, and conspiracy.

I found The Mayonnaise Murders to be an incredibly enjoyable read with just the right blend of suspense, action, and good old fashioned sleuthing. Keith A. Owens is a highly creative and talented writer who knows how to keep a reader interested in a story. I give major credit to Owens for his plot’s originality and characters’ personalities. The story is witty, fast-paced, and full of fun puns and plays on words. If you enjoy realistic stories, though, this book is likely not for you. The book is nowhere near realistic or relatable, but that is why I enjoyed it so much. It is simply a fantastical science fiction story. If I had to sum up The Mayonnaise Murders with just one sentence, it would be “an all-around good time.”