Trump in Windsorland (The Crown vs. The Clown) by Barry Robbins is a tale, complete with accompanying videos, about the presidential visit of Donald J. Trump to Windsor Castle. The self-proclaimed 'greatest leader' believes that everything he does is a tremendous success, even when chaos surrounds him. In this story, he dances with a refrigerator, attends a disastrous banquet with a bizarre arrangement, and humorously plunges into the moat, surprising the crocodiles. Trump expresses distrust toward an escalator, goes on an out-of-control horse ride, and even sells steak to dignitaries. His antics do not go unnoticed by King Charles, the butlers, and the corgis—all of whom are left baffled by this new guest, having previously encountered castle knight ghosts and dignified visitors.

Trump in Windsorland is a satirical and humorous book that parodies both royal and political figures through a series of whimsical chapters, videos, and stories. It features exaggerated portrayals of Donald Trump interacting with iconic symbols of Windsor Castle, effectively highlighting his self-importance, incompetence, and affinity for chaos. Barry Robbins narrates the story primarily from the corgis' perspectives, serving as a clever allegory for ordinary people who observe and are impacted by their leaders' actions. The book also addresses contemporary issues such as wars, media exaggeration, and government transparency—such as the Trump administration's release of the Amelia Earhart files while the public was demanding the Epstein files. The book is well organized with chapters beginning with a QR code and a website link to a corresponding video. This provides readers with a visual illustration to enjoy alongside the text. Overall, this is an engaging read that can be enjoyed as a collection of entertaining stories about state visits and the varied experiences at Windsor Castle. I highly recommend it to anyone who appreciates satire and contemporary political humor.

Trump in Windsorland by Barry Robbins follows a fictionalized chaotic visit by Donald Trump to Windsor Castle, where royal decorum meets comic disaster. The story unfolds through a series of hilarious scenes told from unexpected narrators, a refrigerator forced into a ballroom dance, fried chicken that upstages Beef Wellington, a painting stolen mid-tour, and corgis who hold their own royal council. Trump’s blunders ripple through the castle as everything from the banquet seating to the fox hunt spirals into farce. Each incident turns the grandeur of Windsor into a playground of confusion, ego, and slapstick. From a horse throwing him off to a speech gone wrong, the tale ends with the castle returning to its calm, but forever marked by one unforgettable visitor who mistook pomp for spotlight and turned royal routine into uproarious chaos. It’s a modern story of pride, cluelessness, and comedy, showing that sometimes the biggest spectacle in the room isn’t the crown, but the clown who mistakes himself for royalty. 

Barry Robbins’ Trump in Windsorland takes inspiration from Trump’s very real royal visit and stretches it into a perfectly ridiculous fantasy. The humor works because it’s so believable. Trump blunders through tradition like an overgrown man-child, more fascinated by his reflection than the crown jewels. Robbins doesn’t exaggerate; he just amplifies reality’s absurdity. It mirrors the headlines people have seen recently. The book’s setup, mixing political parody with British tradition, works brilliantly. Robbins builds a convincing world where Windsor Castle becomes the ultimate stage for misunderstanding and mischief. What really stands out is the creativity. Each chapter is a self-contained sketch that builds into a bigger picture about ego, spectacle, and how easily pomp turns to parody. The short meme-style photoshopped images and quick video clips before each chapter make the whole thing feel like a live internet satire, adding punchy visual comedy to the written absurdity. It’s satire built for the social media age. It’s smart, playful, and genuinely funny, but underneath the laughs, there’s a sly observation about how absurd public life has become. The writing is sharp, conversational, and loaded with dry British wit. The humor is clever, not cruel. It doesn’t just roast Trump; it pokes fun at British decorum too, as everyone in the castle is politely pretending the chaos is normal. The title Trump in Windsorland: The Crown vs. The Clown perfectly captures the absurd collision between royal dignity and childish arrogance. An excellent pick for fans of political humor, British satire, or anyone who enjoys watching power trip over its own ego. It earns five stars for being funny, fearless, and freakishly relevant.