The Valentine Lines


Romance - Comedy
374 Pages
Reviewed on 09/02/2025
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Reviewed by Pikasho Deka for Readers' Favorite

Treat yourself to a colorful array of characters in TK Sheffield's hilarious tale of love and romance with The Valentine Lines. Cupid is done with the drama and politics of his relatives on Mount Olympus and finds sanctuary as Bart McGee in the cozy town of Mineral Water, Wisconsin. He opens a matchmaking service called Romance Realm, and with the help of his loyal friend/employee, Deirdre Devine, he sets out to help his hopeful clients find love. However, his relatives from Olympus just won't leave him alone, and are desperate to meddle in the affairs of mortals, especially Aunt Hera. Meanwhile, Bart himself has fallen in love with the human bakery owner, Monet. Will Bart be able to escape from the shenanigans of his relatives, find love, and help his clients navigate the treacherous world of romance?

Whimsical, funny, and charming, The Valentine Lines is an absolute riot of a book for any rom-com lover. Author TK Sheffield has written an absorbing tale filled with humor, heart, and satire, which keeps you engaged from beginning to end. Whether it's the lively, over-the-top characters or the outrageous plot, there are plenty of things to keep you entertained. I particularly enjoyed the dialogue and slapstick scenes. The light-hearted narrative tone ensures there's not a single dull moment in the entire book, and you're kept fully engrossed in the story and enjoying its vibrant and exaggerated characters and their wild antics. Apart from Bart, I also enjoyed the portrayals of Hera, Zeus, Apollo, and Deirdre. Overall, it's a wild rollercoaster of a ride, but a fun one at that. Rom-com fans will love this book!

Ibrahim Aslan

The Valentine Lines by TK Sheffield follows the many (mis)adventures of Cupid Bartholomew Bart Apollo McGee, the god of love. Bart (a.k.a Cupid) decides to leave his office job on Mt. Olympus and travel to Mineral Point, Wisconsin, to create genuine romantic bonds among human beings. He grows tired of his Aunt Hera’s strict rules and begins to dream of an all-consuming romance of his own. He soon sets his sights on a baker named Monet. She bakes pastries magical enough to appease the gods. Throughout his journey, Bart stumbles through mortal mistakes, encounters divine drama, and bumps into chaos from his relatives. With loads of heart, humor, and memorable mishaps, Bart slowly realizes that love isn’t about power, but about courage, patience, and comedy. But will he eventually understand that love is also worth the risk, even if it makes life human?

TK Sheffield's The Valentine Lines is an entertaining and cozy romance that seamlessly blends modern-day humor with Greek mythology. The pacing is balanced, and the setting really draws you in. The author cleverly intertwines hilarious and profound moments, such as Bart’s magical mishaps as he continues to learn the deeper meaning of love, responsibility, and finding his true self. This creative blend gives the book a lighthearted touch, making it ideal for teens and older readers. I love the overall character interaction. They argue, make mistakes, and sometimes embarrass themselves, but that’s precisely what makes the story relatable for everyone. The humor is well-timed and prevents the story from becoming overly heavy. Readers will still learn about love while laughing along the way. This novel is perfect for readers who enjoy rom-coms, mythology mashups, or want something that feels magical but is still full of authentic emotions.

Carol Thompson

The Valentine Lines by TK Sheffield is a blend of humor, romance, and mythological whimsy set against the backdrop of Mineral Point, Wisconsin. The story follows Cupid Bartholomew "Bart" Apollo McGee, a minor god turned matchmaker, as he escapes the corporate grind of Mount Olympus to start a matchmaking business in a quaint Midwest town. Bart’s journey is filled with quirky characters, divine drama, and heartfelt moments, making for an engaging and lighthearted read. Sheffield’s writing is playful and imaginative, weaving screwball comedy with a touch of magic. Bart’s interactions with mortals and his meddling relatives, particularly his Aunt Hera, create a dynamic narrative filled with unexpected twists. The author’s ability to meld mythological elements with modern-day scenarios adds a unique charm to the story, making it both entertaining and inventive.

The setting of Mineral Point is vividly described, adding depth and character to the narrative. From cozy bakeries to the Opera House, the town is integral to the story’s charm. TK Sheffield’s attention to detail brings the Midwest to life, making it the ideal setting for Bart’s adventures. The writing is crisp and engaging, and the story is unique. The Valentine Lines is the perfect read for those who enjoy romantic comedies with a touch of magic. The author’s ability to balance humor, romance, and mythological intrigue separates this book from others in the genre. It’s a story about love, self-discovery, and the chaos that ensues when gods meddle in mortal affairs, all wrapped up in a charming and whimsical package.

Mary Clarke

The Valentine Lines by TK Sheffield is a well-written novel about Bart, a minor god, who leaves his work at Mount Olympus to open a matchmaking business in the small town of Mineral Point, Wisconsin. His primary aim is to help mortals find love while secretly trying to win the heart of a mortal baker named Monet. Bart faces many funny and challenging moments while he tries to blend into the mortal world; he uses his ability to turn foods into heart-shaped treats on his journey and impresses Monet, and he also deals with his immortal family's interference and divine drama in the mortal realm. As Bart tries to handle his life in this new world, he learns that love and relationships are more complex and require qualities like honesty, empathy, and self-knowledge. He has to confront his own fears and choose between his old life and his new love.

I really enjoyed this book, especially how it mixes romance, humor, and myths in a fun and entertaining way. The writing is detailed and full of life, which makes the characters stand out, especially Bart—his journey of self-discovery is really touching and amusing. I loved how the setting of Mineral Point was described; it added a warm small-town vibe that made me feel a personal connection with the book and made it more enjoyable. My favorite part was when Greek gods like Hera, Mercury, and Apollo came into the mortal realm. The way they handled things like budgets, technology, and workplace drama was really funny and creative. The complex relationships among some of the characters, and also Bart's relationship with Monet, were lovely and added emotional depth to the narrative. The Valentine Lines by TK Sheffield covers themes of love, identity, and personal freedom. I recommend it to readers who enjoy fun, lighthearted love stories that leave a big smile on their faces.

Cloie Belle Daffon

The Valentine Lines by TK Sheffield follows Bart McGee, also known as Cupid, the God of Love. Bart is eager to start a new life among mortals, and his plans lead to unexpected adventures. After successfully finding a way to leave Mount Olympus and fulfill his desire to live in the small town of Mineral Point, Wisconsin, he starts a matchmaking business. He also tries to make a romantic move on the lovely baker named Monet, with whom he has fallen in love. However, the brief peace in Cupid's new life quickly gave way to mounting chaos as problems began to arise one after another. His clients were leaving, unexpected relatives from Olympus showed up unannounced, and someone else was vying for the attention of the love of his life. Who would have thought that the God of Love would face challenges in love as well? Discover what lies ahead for Cupid in The Valentine Lines!

TK Sheffield’s The Valentine Lines is a fun, engaging, and well-written romantic comedy. I never realized how much I needed to read a romantic comedy until I picked up this one. It always lifted my spirits whenever I dove back into the story. I was hesitant to finish the story quickly because I rarely come across tales that make me laugh out loud, and I never wanted it to end. I found Bart's character to be charming; his puns were witty, and the way he interacted with Monet was adorable. I couldn't help but cheer for him in his quest for love. I learned several valuable lessons from him. The most important thing was to learn to love ourselves so we can truly love others. One of his quotes, “Mortals overlook the value of time. If they saw it as gold, as money, they would spend it more wisely,” really stuck with me. This book is both enjoyable and satisfying. Well done!